Day 1: Los Angeles

Tonight, we are staying at the Sheraton Gateway in Los Angeles.  We’ d get in our Hummer and head down to the first leg of our trip. Now that we’re here, the room smells a bit smoky.  We’ll get a different room as soon as the manager gets his toochie (Jewish for backside) up here. You can hear the airplanes taking off every few minutes.  But it’s not too loud.  It’s more of a comforting sound. We have black out drapes too. The lights of the City of Angels won’t keep us from getting a good night’s sleep. We’ll go down to the pool in a little bit.  ?